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2009-05-20T07:07:00.001-07:00

P90x Take 2

2009-04-20T19:14:00.000-07:00

3 weeks ago I decided to take the p90x workout challenge. Just to give you a quick run through, it's a workout program that's supposed to get you ripped in 90 days. So I took the challenge and after 1 week I kind of gave up. So now here I am going for round 2. I'm starting all over again fresh and new and going to blog about it every week.

So this is day 1 of 90x and here are my before pictures...

DAY 1

This is before I did my first exercise which was the "Chest and Back" workout along w/ the "ab ripper x."

After the first workout I still feel a little dizzy. Maybe it's cause had alcohol poisoning from Saturday night. Oh well.

Well let's see how far I make it.

I'll post a picture next week.

P.S. No more drinking for 3 months... :)

SPRING CLEANING

2009-04-15T22:20:00.000-07:00

I promise to myself that I will clean my room on Thursday, April 15, 2009.

Seriously I need some cleaning to do.

I don't even remember the last time I vacuumed. I wouldn't be surprised is there was a small little troll lurking underneath my bed right now feeding off of otterpop wrappers that I left there in summer of 08'.

I don't remember the last time I took out the trash. I have a huge trash bag full of left over food and used _ _ _ _ _ _. I'm really surprised I haven't seen any roaches yet feasting off of it.

Good thing I'm doing spring cleaning tomorrow. Hopefully.

P.S. Starting P90x all over again on Monday. I'm going to blog about it and everything.

P.S.S. I miss you blog and sorry for neglecting you for all these months.

LEGAL

2008-09-30T08:55:00.001-07:00

LEGAL.

Finally, it's about freakin time I turned 18.

I've been waiting for a decade for this moment.

I'm finally not a baby anymore.

I can officially order a Magic Chef set from that infomercial and make smoothies.

I can turn in lotto tickets for my grandma now.

I can buy cigarettes for Ralph now, instead of stealing them from my mom.
I can go to the club and disco disco with the Zohan.

I can now go to jail for stealing "MUG" from target

I can honestly click on the "I AM 18 or Older" button on Redtube.

...I'm not jail bait anymore!!!!

If you guys didn't know. This past Saturday, September 27, was my birthday. I'm 18 now and it feels pretty good. I was showered with a bunch of text messages and facebook/myspace comments. Which helped me realized who actually remembered my birthday. A handful of people remembered it was my birthday which got me surprised and feeling special. I shared my birthday with the day of Joyce's debut. I didn't mind spending my 18th birthday doing a debut. It was actually fun because all my friends were there at the debut greeting me happy birthday. It turned out to be the best 18th birthday I've ever had. It's not only because I have only one 18th birthday but I got cake!

Thank you everyone for the presents and 18th birthday greetings. You guys really made it a fun day.

Now it's time to wait for P-loc to turn 18.

So all of the bros can go to the strip club :)

Failure

2008-09-25T19:08:00.000-07:00

Juice Cartons, they invented the caps on the top side of the juice carton to allow easy liquid flow. To keep the freshness of the drink allowing to taste delicious after a period of time.

Who did this!? Who ever did this is a moron. Not only you ruined the perkiness I had from waking up from a long two hour nap. You fucked up the magical Tropical Punch flavor rush I get to my tastes buds which always leaves me satisfied. I hope your happy now.

But on the bright side Myspace is not as boring as it used to be. They've finally decided to come up with their own idea and upload old music albums. Now I can enjoy my 90 love songs on my myspace and even add a whole entire playlist to share with everyone. That should waste about a hour of my life.

Amazing

2008-09-24T21:52:00.000-07:00

Wario Land Shake it It is out for the Wii - too bad I don't have one. I want to play this game simply because of a youtube video I watched. Click Here or the logo above to look at the jaw dropping stunning video that will leave you hitting the replay button over and over again. Click on it and watch the video it truely is amazing and clever.

I need to clean my room now...

This is Sparta!

2008-09-23T22:25:00.000-07:00

This is my blog and we shall dine in hell because THIS IS SPARTA! I've recently been influence by my two allies, Abraham and Arnel, to start an epic adventure of blogging. I don't even know if blogging is a word. What the hell am I talking about, I can make up any words I want!!!! This is my blog and anything goes. Hopefully, I'll be able to use this blog as a gateway to actually get my uber cool thoughts out there to the cyber world. Usually my thoughts are just sitting my head doing no good. Might as well put them somewhere instead these thoughts just rotting away in the prison which is known as my brain.

Abraham just moved out to his dorm at UCSD and he already hates it. I wish we can be like Nicholas Cage and John Travolta in that one movie Face Off where they switch faces and voices and live each others lives. That would be crazy to have another person's face but still your body and try to live their life. But that seems to be a problem because Abrahams skin is white as rice and mine is dark as dark. So I don't think that will ever happen. I really want to be away from Cerritos for a while. Away from all the debut practices, school, and the city to just try to realize what would happen if I stepped out of the box and away from my comfort zone. I always wondered what would happen if I ever separated from the place and people that I grew up with all my life. Maybe if I go through this drastic change I'd grow super big muscle, have a super cool awesome singing voice and super fitted clothes made out of tree bark! Anything is a possibility. Well anyways I want to leave it at that. Now time to hit the Spell Check button :]